What the fuck is a zero-profit organization?

We aren’t sure if that’s like… a coined term or anything, but we mean that we don’t collect any money in any way. Not even donations. Instead, we direct people to donate to local non-profits that uplift and provide for our community.

What kind of story can I submit?

Although we prefer stories that are parodies of daily life in Grand Rapids or outright false and silly, anything goes. However, just because you’ve submitted a story, it doesn’t mean that it will be posted. We read everything, and don’t accept anything that’s gross or inhumane.

What kind of event would you accept?

Anything within West Michigan that isn’t operated by a billionaire! Fundraisers, musical happenings, theatrical events, and art exhibits are highly encouraged.

You didn’t answer my question. Can I get some contact info?

Feel free to email us at thegrchronic@gmail.com.